If I Had YouTube Skillz

... best believe I'd work on nothing but this kind of thing all day:


I'm sure I'm the nine-billionth blogger to embed this particular video, but as the Mash Out Posse hold a permanent number-one seed in my Bracket of Everything, I felt it had to be done.

Meanwhile: I'm still cooking up a master plan. 50 Cent's pre-shooting masterpiece "Your Life's On the Line," mashed up with some old-school Law and Order action. If any of you skillets has the wherewithal to make this happen, holler at your boy.