Damon Jones Can't Feel His Face

It's Cavs/Wizards, III: A Tradition of Excellence*!

To answer your questions, following a thrilling Game 2 blowout:

1. If LeBron James is Jay-Z and DeShawn Stevenson is Soulja Boy, then DJ is ... uh, Fatlip, maybe?

2. Yes, I am *very much* looking forward to losing another playoff series to Boston this month. Why wouldn't I be? (On a related note: I don't know for sure that pink KG jerseys are on sale, or even if they are an actual thing that exists, but I look forward to getting heckled by a USF student wearing one --- just as soon as the Celtics have won enough games to turn my local pub back into the Pig and Masshole.)

Happy Patriots Day, everyone!

* = excellent basketball neither guaranteed nor implied. Excellent entertainment, definitely.

just as soon as the Celtics

just as soon as the Celtics have won enough games to turn my local pub back into the Pig and Mass hole.) reclast

This might be a good time

This might be a good time for DeShawn to start not feeling his face, because everyone else in this series has already completely lost face feelings. For example, and with thanks to Odenized, we have TNT's Ernie Johnson not feeling his face. And LeBron James not feeling his face. And Damon Jones, of cartier watches all people, not feeling his face, as witnessed above. Surely the Wiz must have taken offense at the Cavs so openly mocking one of their starters, right? Eddie Jordan appears not to be feeling his face. (By Preston Keres - TWP) "If you lose by (30), he has a right to do anything he wants," Antawn Jamison said. At least the media hasn't piled on, right, Akron Beacon-Journal-Messenger-Star-Tribune? The same guy who called James overrated has shot 14-for-62 in playoff games omega watches against the Cavaliers -- 22.6 percent on your radio dial. His team has lost eight in a row to the Cavs. And he's going to wave his hand in front of his face to James? Please. By game's end the Cavs were having fun with Stevenson's wave. Damon Jones did it after a late 3, and James did it on his way into the locker room.

So DeShawn Stevenson was

So DeShawn Stevenson was fined $25k for his "Roc-a-fella dynasty" hand signal-throat slash maneuver early in Game 4. The NBA described it as a "menacing gesture." Fair enough.