Damon Jones Can't Feel His Face

It's Cavs/Wizards, III: A Tradition of Excellence*!

To answer your questions, following a thrilling Game 2 blowout:

1. If LeBron James is Jay-Z and DeShawn Stevenson is Soulja Boy, then DJ is ... uh, Fatlip, maybe?

2. Yes, I am *very much* looking forward to losing another playoff series to Boston this month. Why wouldn't I be? (On a related note: I don't know for sure that pink KG jerseys are on sale, or even if they are an actual thing that exists, but I look forward to getting heckled by a USF student wearing one --- just as soon as the Celtics have won enough games to turn my local pub back into the Pig and Masshole.)

Happy Patriots Day, everyone!

* = excellent basketball neither guaranteed nor implied. Excellent entertainment, definitely.