Update!

I scooped the Sporting News, and the Cleveland Scene! Latecomers to the genius of Mr. West, both! And not a K-Dubs shout-out to be found, from either ... For shame.

(I know: no one's really surprised to learn that the Scene is behind the times on something. "Breaking! Art Modell is an asshole!" "Some dudes like fat chicks!" Riveting, truly. Plus I already scooped the HELL out of them on The Kickdrums ...)

It does hurt me a little to make respectable journalists (or even Sarah Fenske) look bad. So in the spirit of consolation, I offer the following:

1. Props to Ye Olde Pee Dee, for their their fine early discussion of Delonte's magical growth spurts (apparently, calf raises and PB&J are the key); and

2. This keen "insight" gleaned from last night's Game 1, guaranteed to surprise absolutely no one: Mike Brown is a lousy coach.

No need to thank me, skillets. Seriously.